Submissions
Image, audio, video, text, code, link, or some unholy mixture. Drop it in the form. A human (and a Discord bot in a trench coat) sees it before it goes public. The bar is ‘did you make it,’ not ‘is it good.’
You Were Not Invited
DEGENERATEwe kept the receipts but lost the bodyFUCKFACE.com▮ no one is coming ▮ the door is locked ▮ welcome inside ▮
A multimedia drop-zone, a coding-feats display case, and a Discord-integrated cult of weirdos. Hand-built on one Dell R630 in someone's house. Moderated by humans who barely sleep. Consent implied by your continued scrolling.
Found On A BodyEVIDENCE · DO NOT REMOVE◇ AS SEEN ◇
ON THE INTERNET
ON THE INTERNET
DepartmentsFour Rooms. One Tent.
Four Rooms. One Tent.
Every Room Cursed.
You don't need credentials. You don't need a CV. You need a thing you made and the willingness to put it in a queue. A human will see it before the rest of the room does. The humans are tired. They will be honest about that.
Coding Feats
Long-form case studies for the projects you almost can't believe you finished. Repo, demo, screenshots, post-mortem. The format that lets you brag in detail without anyone calling it cringe.
The Discord
The community spine. Login is Discord login. Mod queue is in Discord. The site pulses with whatever just happened in there. Multimedia explosion, in real time, in role-gated rooms.
Infrastructure
One Dell R630. One Cloudflare Tunnel. Zero cloud bills. Postgres on local disk, Discord bot on systemd, every line of CSS hand-written. Outsourcing is for cowards and shareholders.
As Seen OnWe Have Receipts.
We Have Receipts.
They Are Not Verified.
We didn't ask for these. We can't source them. They were on the wall when we got here.
I lost something here and I cannot tell anyone what.A Reader, Probably
Recommended by my therapist, with reservations and a follow-up call.Anonymous, Cleveland
Possession of this page is illegal in fourteen nations.A Lawyer We Don't Know
I clicked the wheel and my tinnitus stopped.H., Indiana
I will not be returning. I have already returned.Former Visitor, current visitor
It looked at me the same way my father did.Subject 11, Off The Record
The House RulesIf It's Weird, It's Probably Welcome.
If It's Weird, It's Probably Welcome.
Boring Is A Moderation Reason.
The internet sorted itself into a feed and called it a culture. We disagree. degeneratefuckface.com is a small, deliberate counter-current: submissions live or die on whether they're interesting, not whether they're engaging. There is no algorithm. There is a queue, a person, and a Discord channel that smells like menthol and ozone.
We are operator-cult industrial. We like terminal aesthetics, oxblood reds, monospace numerals, and projects whose value proposition is the sentence “why would you even build that.” If your thing makes someone slightly uncomfortable in a specific way, congratulations, you're in the right room.
Banned at the door: bigotry, doxxing, illegal content, generative slop you didn't edit, CSAM, and anything that wastes a moderator's time. Past that line: weirder is better.
The official position of management on the events of that one weekend in the Discord is that no one died and the goose did not have a name.
the goose is fine. the goose is always fine.// evidence drop · the goose, intermittent
Live
Just Now.
Three weirdos arguing about a font and one person posting an unsourced photograph of a dog. The dog is fine. The dog is always fine.
FROM THE DISCORD ◆ JUST NOW ◆
@bonecouch#chaosis the goose still alive@steamroller#featsshipped the parser. fed it 14MB of garbage. it asked for more@mothlight#chaosfound a pigeon under the desk@nightporter#modapproved a 47-minute audio submission about lawnmowers@dentist#featswrote a compiler in a single weekend. it compiles itself badly@hallway#chaosthe door is locked from the inside again@rev#submissionsthe new submission is just a JPG of someone's foot. approved@operator#modwe are not running a daycare. we are running a haunted petting zoo@bonecouch#chaosthe carpet smells different today@steamroller#featsfed it 28MB of garbage. there is no upper bound to this thing's appetite@dentist#submissionsi would die for the file titled 'unholy.gif'@hallway#chaoseveryone is fine. the goose is fine. the goose is always fine@bonecouch#chaosis the goose still alive@steamroller#featsshipped the parser. fed it 14MB of garbage. it asked for more@mothlight#chaosfound a pigeon under the desk@nightporter#modapproved a 47-minute audio submission about lawnmowers@dentist#featswrote a compiler in a single weekend. it compiles itself badly@hallway#chaosthe door is locked from the inside again@rev#submissionsthe new submission is just a JPG of someone's foot. approved@operator#modwe are not running a daycare. we are running a haunted petting zoo@bonecouch#chaosthe carpet smells different today@steamroller#featsfed it 28MB of garbage. there is no upper bound to this thing's appetite@dentist#submissionsi would die for the file titled 'unholy.gif'@hallway#chaoseveryone is fine. the goose is fine. the goose is always fine